The Conspiracy Against Kaos
Evil has been under attack for far too long. Its role in the grand scheme of things is constantly maligned, its agents vilified, its contributions dismissed. But evil – like good – can have a heart. Evil feels loss. Evil has friends. And when those friends are eliminated one by one, who mourns them? Who weeps for the misunderstood villains?
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The Decay of KAOS
KAOS, like everything else, is bound by time – the great enforcer of balance. Time doesn’t discriminate; it humbles heroes and villains alike, reducing them to fragments of memory. But time itself is indifferent – it is neither good nor evil. It simply moves forward, sweeping everything along. What remains is not power or control, but the echoes of intent, the absurdity of ambition, and the quiet realization that we are all just playing by the same rules, whether we like it or not.
Balance Restoration of Gentrification in Street Art
In the quest for balance, a covert mission was launched upon Council commissioned street posters that were modern clean white, minimalist design with single words like “Air” and “Light” in the aptly complaint sans-serif Helvetica font – italisised for emphasis while not being too “bold” as promoting an ideal is best performed with finesse and discretion. These posters stood as monuments of compliance and order in a very “edgy” street way. Too clean and controlled for the wilderness of the streets. As nature and human intervention in the form of time and graffiti took their course, KAOS became “one” with the process – small black decals were deployed:
“Contemporary fine art must be destroyed in its attempt to gentrify street art. It belongs back within the protected walls of a gallery because it conveys contrived ideals of air, light, space, and time that do not exist within the KAOS of the streets. They are illusory constructs created by classism and capitalism.”
Signed by Zigfried Von Snappenpooper, Media, Propaganda & Chief Recruitment Officer, KAOS (Coburg Chapter)
The Prestige of Kaos
All KAOS agents are equal, yet some are more equal than others. A select few rise through the ranks, earning the privilege of a framed insignia with a gold-painted border – because nothing says rebellion like a touch of faux opulence. In a world where everything has a price, even chaos can be packaged, sold, and proudly displayed on the walls of those who crave status. After all, if you’re going to embrace disorder, you might as well do it with a little flair.
The Uniform of Rebellion
It may seem ironic for a secret agent to wear a T-shirt advertising their ideology, but that’s just a symptom of modern culture – where brands have become our identity and something we buy ourselves into. Belief has become more of a fashion accessory than a conviction.
KAOS T-shirts are available only to a select few, with vetting conducted via the Cone of Silence (stolen from CONTROL headquarters, of course). Nunchaku and bad-arse attitude sold separately.
